That’s Right, Good Job, Eat It

Eight years ago, I reunited with my first love, who had unilaterally broken up with me and disappeared. Now, I love her too much to hate her, and I declared that I would do anything to start over with her. However… “I don’t like unattractive guys.” An unexpected twist in the scenario?! In order to meet the girl I love, I must literally become her pet human(?) and say, “Make me your dog.”